If I had magic powers, I would use them like a remote control. HOW MUCH FUN WOULD LIFE BE? If I had magic powers I would:
- Never take out the trash. It would remove itself from the house when it got full AND replace the bag in the trashcan.
- Freeze late mergers on the highway until I passed
- Stop people from talking who seemingly never shut up.
- Rewind conversations to before they got awkward, embarrassing or caused a fight.
- Do my hair and makeup every day.
- Put my clothes away. I like folding and ironing and placing things on hangers. I just don't like putting them away.
- Pick up dog poop.
- Drop myself to MY ideal weight and then EVERY DAY, I would erase whatever weight I gained because I would eat WHATEVER I WANTED.
- Unclog my arteries. :)
- Make everyone's student loans disappear!
I think that's enough for now. I wouldn't want to abuse my powers.
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